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Name:

Steam Powered Jones

Location:

Brymbo, United Kingdom

Birthdate:

03-26

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brymboman@hotmail.com

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Resplendent in top hat, tails and winklepicker boots, brymbo man strides purposefully across the urban wastes of brymbo. This sharply dressed young blade has a plan: steam power.

Yes, in his guise as 'Steam Powered Jones' - scourge of the fat cat oil industry, enemy of the bloated postmodern age - brymbo man seeks to reimplement the glory of the victorian age. A simpler age where men were men and moral fibre made Great Britain, well, GREAT.

A champion bare knuckle fighter, his handsome face is known in all the lower class opium dens and scurvy drinking establishments of london. Three times undisputed 'all-in wrestling' champ of East Ham, five times 'portsmouth harbour strongman' he is a fine fettled force to be reckoned with.

Darling of polite society, hero to the chattering classes, this fine young blade has implemented his steam power programme with vigorous gusto in the showcase steam powered town of brymbo.

Perhaps you've seen him zipping round town in his whizzo steam powered sportscar? Or flattening a mob of unruly toothless simpletons in his steamroller?

Truely, he is a hero of our age. Gentlemen, ladies, raise you glasses and vouch your support: people of the world, i give you: brymbo man!

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